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verb: when an old lady (or man; we don't like to discriminate) gives you head without wearing dentures.

origin: Some guy who lives on "Gumwood Road" gave me the idea
"dude, your grandma just gave me the meanest gumwood. i came in like 2.5 seconds"
Gumwood by faNayNay69 January 18, 2013
Related Words
gumco Gumcoin Gumcorn gumbo Gummo Gumjob Gumboot gumbo-pot guycons Guaco

grandmas gumbo 

A term used to describe the vagina of an extremely promiscuous older woman.
I must say that your grandmas gumbo is the spiciest I've ever tasted.
grandmas gumbo by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Guacomole Nigga Penis 

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack
Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

Gumboplex 

A covert word for LSD. The word's origins are believed to be from the San Francisco Bay Area, ca: 1972. Gumboplex is a combination of two root-word forms. 1) Gumbo is a soup or stew, or alternately a very slick mud. This word invokes the soupy (or alternately slippery) nature of perceptions under the drug’s psychotropic influence. 2) Plex, the second part of this compound word derives from perplexed. This part also relies on its similarity to the word flex, as in flexible. The word play on perplexed and flexible underscores the highly subjective and variable nature of emotions and perceptions attendant to the LSD experience. Gumboplex is a noun that can be “verbed”.
I seem to remember that he'd had some gumboplex and showed up at that concert with big black shiny pupils.

I remember this time when we were completely gumboplexed at the beach and spent hours looking at starfish in the tidepools.
Gumboplex by Civilshop July 9, 2012

gumbo-pot 

This was used by Zooey Deschanel in the show "New Girl". After seeing her naked, she asked her roommate if he saw everything, including her "gumbo-pot".
gumbo-pot by simrm1 November 13, 2011

Bumbee Mah-Gumbo 

Did you know that "Bumbee Mah-Gumbo" Means "slang" in South African, Only cool people in South Africa know the "Bumbee Mah-Gumbo"
Bumbee Mah-Gumbo by se7en0se7en October 14, 2008