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a cross between gumby and unco, someone who is uncoordinated looks stupid does stupid things and basically fucks everything up
why did you throw the ball 5ft above me instead of straight at meyou can't do anything right you're so gumco
gumco by gabby January 22, 2005
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verb: when an old lady (or man; we don't like to discriminate) gives you head without wearing dentures.

origin: Some guy who lives on "Gumwood Road" gave me the idea
"dude, your grandma just gave me the meanest gumwood. i came in like 2.5 seconds"
Gumwood by faNayNay69 January 18, 2013
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grandmas gumbo 

A term used to describe the vagina of an extremely promiscuous older woman.
I must say that your grandmas gumbo is the spiciest I've ever tasted.
grandmas gumbo by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Guacomole Nigga Penis 

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack
Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

Gumboplex 

A covert word for LSD. The word's origins are believed to be from the San Francisco Bay Area, ca: 1972. Gumboplex is a combination of two root-word forms. 1) Gumbo is a soup or stew, or alternately a very slick mud. This word invokes the soupy (or alternately slippery) nature of perceptions under the drug’s psychotropic influence. 2) Plex, the second part of this compound word derives from perplexed. This part also relies on its similarity to the word flex, as in flexible. The word play on perplexed and flexible underscores the highly subjective and variable nature of emotions and perceptions attendant to the LSD experience. Gumboplex is a noun that can be “verbed”.
I seem to remember that he'd had some gumboplex and showed up at that concert with big black shiny pupils.

I remember this time when we were completely gumboplexed at the beach and spent hours looking at starfish in the tidepools.
Gumboplex by Civilshop July 9, 2012

gumbo-pot 

This was used by Zooey Deschanel in the show "New Girl". After seeing her naked, she asked her roommate if he saw everything, including her "gumbo-pot".
gumbo-pot by simrm1 November 13, 2011

Bumbee Mah-Gumbo 

Did you know that "Bumbee Mah-Gumbo" Means "slang" in South African, Only cool people in South Africa know the "Bumbee Mah-Gumbo"
Bumbee Mah-Gumbo by se7en0se7en October 14, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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