Gumby

A cool green guy from an old 'claymation' TV show. He is made of clay.

"Oh no, Gumby! We have to save him!"

by unknown October 16, 2003

gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.

i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!

by Scotty March 21, 2004

Gumby

A person incapable of displaying competence.

My manager put the spoons in the holder wrong- Again! He's such a flipping gumby!!!

by SammyDresden October 1, 2010

gumby

someone or something abnormal, uncoodernated and silly. probably incabable of doing simple actions like thorwing a ball or just walking without making a fool of themsleves.

walking into a wall and then appolagising to the wall
tripping over nothing but air
falling up the stairs
thinking emus are soon going to take over the world
in reaction to any of these happening onlookers would say: what a gumby!

by FaT GuMbY November 5, 2008

Gumby

A person that walks around thinking they are a bad ass, while really they just look stupid. An ugly/goofy looking person. A word for non-athletes that think highly of themselves; this word is commonly used among college athletes who see people trying to impress people with their "athleticism". Basically, it is a term for people who are just downright goofy in general.

Who was the gumby you were with last night? That dude should never be around a girl like you!

by Hukanoobi October 17, 2011

gumby

a tall squared and slanted haircut (from the name of a character who has such a shape of head)

Dude, what's whith the gumby?

by Light Joker April 4, 2007

gumby

A stage for the male penis in between a soft limpless penis and a rock hard one. It doesnt stick straight out and flops around like the t.v. character gumpy. Therefore it shall be gumby.

I am so glad that my boner went away during gym class, the only thing i had was a gumby which isn't too bad.

by danibee May 24, 2006