gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.

i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!

by Scotty March 22, 2004

gumby

someone or something abnormal, uncoodernated and silly. probably incabable of doing simple actions like thorwing a ball or just walking without making a fool of themsleves.

walking into a wall and then appolagising to the wall
tripping over nothing but air
falling up the stairs
thinking emus are soon going to take over the world
in reaction to any of these happening onlookers would say: what a gumby!

by FaT GuMbY October 17, 2006

gumby

a tall squared and slanted haircut (from the name of a character who has such a shape of head)

Dude, what's whith the gumby?

by Light Joker March 30, 2007

gumby

A stage for the male penis in between a soft limpless penis and a rock hard one. It doesnt stick straight out and flops around like the t.v. character gumpy. Therefore it shall be gumby.

I am so glad that my boner went away during gym class, the only thing i had was a gumby which isn't too bad.

by danibee May 18, 2006

gumby

1.A hair style originated from an green claymation character. 2.A hair stlye that sort of resembles a flat top but leans to either the left or right,commonly mistakin for the slop which gadually gets longer from the back to the front.
Also seen in the movie juice with Tupac, (he had a serious gumby in that movie. Also seen worn by R&B/RAP artist from the early 90's

guy1: i think its time for hair cut son..
guy2: true
guy1: i'm a get the gumby yo!
guy2: man that shit is wack son!

by riverside October 25, 2005

gumby

A silly or foolish person.

Gemma is such a gumby. She doesn't like ninjas!

by GemsAGumby September 16, 2010

gumby

Noun. A person with a disability. The term was used extensively at Edinboro University of Pennsylvania. {references Mr. Gumby, a character created by the British comedy troupe Monty Python}

That gumby was so drunk he actually flipped his wheelchair on its side.

by E. Harper January 02, 2008