guidy 

A shortened form of "guidance teacher". Perhaps only used by guidance teachers.

Miss Forbes: "Well, that's your last PSE lesson of first year!"
Emilly: "Yessss..."
Miss Forbes: "Who was that!?"
1PSE9: "Emilly..."
Emilly: "Maryjo..."
Miss Forbes: "Well, I'm no gonnae be your PSE teacher anymore, Emilly, but you've forgot that I'm still your guidy!"
1PSE9: "Oooh!"

guidy by SmileyDudette July 13, 2009

guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.

wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*

guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019

guidoo 

Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.

With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.

guidoo by swetepete February 6, 2010

Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

guindy'd 

(verb) To lose at something when one believes they are assured of victory.

You thought you were going to win that election with no problem, but you just got guindy'd.

I will never take victory for granted anymore, I totally got guindy'd in that game last night.

guindy'd by atlasman March 20, 2009

Guido Pump 

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.

I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.

Guido Pump by Condor February 2, 2017

guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.

Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.

guido tuxedo by Sloppy July 12, 2004