guid

Acronym for Globally Unique ID. A 128-bit identifier, which is supposed to be guaranteed unique. Used for identifying stuff like software objects. Originally it was formed by combining an Ethernet MAC address with a 100ns resolution timestamp, but now a more complex algorithm is used.

I just hit Ctrl-Shift-G in Borland Developer Studio and it gave me a new GUID: {E9BAA03C-E2BE-420D-9554-5A08B7548068}

by panze May 02, 2008

guid

the act of accidently squirting a bit of diarrhea on a sexual partner while having sex/Birddogging

"god damnit, did you just guid on me again? it smells awful!"

by stevefromwa March 13, 2008

guid

guid - Derived from guido, a derogatory term for a man of Mediterranean descent 1) n. a sleaze; a pimp; a mack 2) one who can handle multiple girls simultaneously and effectively 3) one who spends time in a wife beater and heavy jewelry on his porch or in an above ground swimming pool 4) vt., to mack heavily and well; to sleaze multiple women at once; deftly

1. (n) That kid hits on girls all the time- he's a total guid.

2. (vt) Look at that kid guid on all those freshmen girls.

by Scott Bardo Maq April 23, 2005

guid

n. 1) A 19 year-old fifth year senior, going by the pseudonym of Nasty or Squirrelmaster. 2) A shameless sexual predator 3) One who only dates younger women

that squirrel is a dirty guid

by The Lynguist May 10, 2005

Guideful

Adjective - Of or relating to guiding another person.

Person 1: "Hmm in retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have matched you line for line?"

Person 2: "Yeah I was thinking I should have been more guideful."

by WorldSmith December 21, 2014

guids

1. A person who is a guido and constantly acts like one, so instead of calling him by his first name you call him guids.
2. Usually has wierd italian name like Francesco or Carmencia

1. John: Hey this is so boring
David: Yea i wish we could do something fun
Billy: Hey somebody should call guids and tell him to come over
John: Yea we always have fun when guids is over.

by David Hudak August 17, 2007

guide

To lead or control someone, particularly when they are in a suggestible or intoxicated state.

"Detra, I guided you. You've been guided"

by proscriptionist October 21, 2009