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A female guido. Their appearance is the best indicator of a guida. She will be a girl who wears flashy, tight, clothes that may be designer, but often these clothes can be purchased at a Wet Seal or Forever 21. Often these girls prefer the "scrunched" look for their hair where by it looks wet and wavy but actually it is dry and hard. They do wear flashy jewelery as well, often a pair of fake diamond earrings, a cross, and sometimes, sunglasses that obnoixously displays the designers name on the sides with small crystals. These girls may consider themselves fashionable and well kept. The prefer the term "Italian Princess" or sometimes "Mafia Princess" rather than guida or "jersey shore girl." These girls are high matinenence, loud, with a particularly low IQ, which is why they put the most efforts on their looks. Generally, these girls are attracted to guidos and men who have money to spend on D&G sunglasses and Juicy Couture clothing.
Canadian tuxedo, bebe Crystal labeled shirt, Dior Bedazzled sunglasses, heels and crunchy hair = guida.
Guida by SamanthaKnows February 18, 2008
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a hot italian girl whos very fashionable with tight clothes and wears flashy jewlery including a cross and diamonds
everyone loves a guida
guida by number one guida April 13, 2005
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GUIDA by t fish April 9, 2003
Polish, an obcure line of geneology origionating long long ago, in a galaxy far, far, away. The guidas to this day still stick close to their Jedi roots.
That Guidas lightsaber skills are honed to perfection
Guida by Nate Voelker October 24, 2004

Mr. Guida 

Well-known substitute teacher at school. Most of the time he’ll be on top of things and run the class smoothly. Doesn’t allow cell-phone use and enforces the teachers instructions when it needs to be done
Mr. Guida was our substitute for biology because Mrs. Krusz wasn’t here today.
Mr. Guida by Spic Dickuloid November 27, 2018

Filho da Guida 

Commonly known in Portugal as "son of a whore", it comes from a Portuguese rapper whose mom is an actual whore.
O Manu é filho da Guida.
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