Cuffington

When a bitch has you captivated to the point that you are putting all of your time and money into her with no hesitation. Some might confuse it with pussy whipped but when a male suffers from cuffington he has the full control to do as he pleases. Just that magical allure of her fantastic vagina keeps him ready to do and spend whatever it may be.

Andrew "Why the fuck are you still even bothering with Ruth?"
Rob "I dunno man, she's just got me. I just can't let it go."
Andrew "Fucking cuffington."

Cuffington by Bachmayne December 15, 2010

cuntington’s whorea 

Cuntington’s Whorea refers to a progressive condition characterized by uncontrollable use of nasty words. Usually occurs in mean burned-out biotches who are overdue for retirement.

This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.

Man, I figured out what is wrong with her - She has Cuntington's Whorea!

The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch

cuntington’s whorea by Mandi Harmony May 30, 2018

Huffington Post 

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

Huffington Post by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

cummingtonite

1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as "cummingtonite"

2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.

I found some cummingtonite in these rocks! *sniggers*

cummingtonite by harmerboy January 1, 2010

cuntington 

Derogatory term for one who is an upper class toff

"Look, there goes a fucking cuntington, his mum is loaded son!"

cuntington by Shayson May 23, 2007

Cuntingtons Disease 

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments

Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."

Cuntingtons Disease by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009

Huffington Post 

The sewer of the liberal political blogosphere.

Did you read all those comments on Huffington Post wishing Tony Snow a slow, painful death from cancer? Classy.

Huffington Post by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007