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a catch-all word for any noun or verb, often used in order to encourage the question of "what is guelo?' in response one must respond "one does not simply guelo into Mordor.
My mellow, fellow, guelo, once inquired if one could simply guelo, mellowly, with a fellow, into mordor. To which I replied emphatically, one does not simply guelo into Mordor.
guelo by GAMSbond March 21, 2011
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guelo • Puto San Guelo • Guero • Guelph • Geelong • guebo • Guevo • Guilo • gullo • gelo

Puto San Guelo 

The Legend of Puto San Guelo:

Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).

To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.

güevón 

Güevón is a popular curse word used by Colombians to show their anger towards someone. Also used to taunt or make fun of someone.
Someone who’s a güevón is stupid, dumb, sped, etc.
Pablo: ¿Que paso güevón?
Juan: Absolutamente nada.
güevón by ThatColombianAmerican October 19, 2018
A large man, one who needs to eat less and get out more.
Who's that gutlord marching!? You should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise!
gutlord by Blurring Effigy October 13, 2007
The glorified mass hatred, masquerading as patriotism, that runs like a diseased thread through American culture and which binds together all of the twisted, racist cowards who hide behind their firearms.
His microscopic and ignorant mind naturally gravitated to gunlove.
gunlove by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2022

Gunloader 

Someone who constantly manipulates & uses lesser minded souls as puppets to achieve hillarious results avoiding blame & consequence,Loading the gun but not firing it!!
Gunloader "Do i know that Moose over there?"

Jim "No but Tim does hahaha"

Tim "fuck off Jim"

Gunloader "hahaha"
Gunloader by Gunloader September 19, 2011
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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