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Guelo, pronounced Way-lo, is Spanish slang for grampa, grandpa, grandfather. It is a term of endearment, used among friends when one is a generation or more senior in age. It is an abbreviation of the word Abuelo.
Hey Guelo, sit here in the shade. Let the young bucks swing that sledge for a while.
Guelo by jimmy da prick September 17, 2016
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a catch-all word for any noun or verb, often used in order to encourage the question of "what is guelo?' in response one must respond "one does not simply guelo into Mordor.
My mellow, fellow, guelo, once inquired if one could simply guelo, mellowly, with a fellow, into mordor. To which I replied emphatically, one does not simply guelo into Mordor.
guelo by GAMSbond March 21, 2011
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guelo Puto San Guelo Guero Guelph Geelong guebo Guevo Guilo gullo gelo

Puto San Guelo 

The Legend of Puto San Guelo:

Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).

To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.

güevón 

Güevón is a popular curse word used by Colombians to show their anger towards someone. Also used to taunt or make fun of someone.
Someone who’s a güevón is stupid, dumb, sped, etc.
Pablo: ¿Que paso güevón?
Juan: Absolutamente nada.
güevón by ThatColombianAmerican October 19, 2018
A large man, one who needs to eat less and get out more.
Who's that gutlord marching!? You should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise!
gutlord by Blurring Effigy October 13, 2007
The glorified mass hatred, masquerading as patriotism, that runs like a diseased thread through American culture and which binds together all of the twisted, racist cowards who hide behind their firearms.
His microscopic and ignorant mind naturally gravitated to gunlove.
gunlove by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2022

Gunloader 

Someone who constantly manipulates & uses lesser minded souls as puppets to achieve hillarious results avoiding blame & consequence,Loading the gun but not firing it!!
Gunloader "Do i know that Moose over there?"

Jim "No but Tim does hahaha"

Tim "fuck off Jim"

Gunloader "hahaha"
Gunloader by Gunloader September 19, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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