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Guelo, pronounced Way-lo, is Spanish slang for grampa, grandpa, grandfather. It is a term of endearment, used among friends when one is a generation or more senior in age. It is an abbreviation of the word Abuelo.
Hey Guelo, sit here in the shade. Let the young bucks swing that sledge for a while.
by jimmy da prick September 17, 2016
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Detained by law enforcement. Handcuffed. Zip-tied with hands behind your back.
Look at those poor bastards. Down on their asses, hemmed up on the curb. Ha, better them than us, eh bro?
by jimmy da prick March 12, 2017
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Executing a person by shooting them twice in the chest and twice in the head is known as a little joe.

A roll of 4 the hard way in the game of craps.
Hard way are called such as there is only one way for a pair of dice to come up. For a hard four, it's 2&2. For an easy way four there are two different ways. Either the first die showing 1 and the other die showing 3. Or the first die showing 3 and the other die showing 1.

It is unknown if the craps slang came from the name of the killing technique or vise versa.
Take that rat bastard out back and little joe is punk ass.
by jimmy da prick May 24, 2020
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A prison bitch. Typically young and slight of build who cannot fend off larger, violent inmates. A man who trades homosexual favors for protection in prison.
I won't be in the yard today, my twinkie just got back from the infirmary and we have a lot of catching up to do.
by jimmy da prick March 14, 2015
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