grunning 

The act of taking the stinky cheese from an unclean vagina and then proceeding to make a grilled cheese sandwich with it.

Can we get a quick grunning session in? I'm kinda hungry.

grunning by muntenheimer April 28, 2024

Grease Gunning

An act performed during sexual intercourse where a person will place their penis on the edge of the anus and cum, forcing the cum into the anal cavity without penis insertion.

X doesn’t enjoy anal but is okay with Grease Gunning. Y Grease Gunned X’s ass as a release instead.

Grease Gunning by Plucked Chook January 25, 2021

grunting a loaf 

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

grunting a loaf by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

The Grinning Man 

The Grinning Man is the name given to one or more mysterious figures that has become associated with various reports of paranormal activity. The grinning man has been reported to be wearing a sparkling green coverall costume with a wide black belt around his waist. He has a very dark complexion, and little round eyes real beady set far apart.
If you see this man get the fuck away from wherever you are and run as fast as you can.

Person 1:I thought i saw the Grinning Man when i was walking home yesterday

Person 2:Really?!???!?!?1

Person 1: I couldn't sleep at all last night.

The Grinning Man by Redsnoopy November 19, 2010

David the Grunting Spacker 

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

David the Grunting Spacker by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

worm grunting 

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.

Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.

worm grunting by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007

gunning sticks 

Smoking cigarettes quickly or one-after-another.

Tom: Where's Anne Marie and Michelle?

Bob: Out back, gunning sticks.

gunning sticks by StarSeed1031 January 17, 2011