grunken

when someone gives you a blow job while you take a shit.

im going to the restroom, will u give me a grunken?

by bizzou September 12, 2005

Grunenwald

Green. Having or possessing several tattoos and possibly a very sexy badge and a taser which he can whip out at any time to defend your honor, just in case. Also very highly sexually charged, with a touch of genius. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it, but if you start with insanity and add pure sexy you might come close.

The Grunenwald is STRONG with this one!

by Xayla2424 January 9, 2010

grunkeradke

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.

My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.

by Leannan September 6, 2006

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

christian-grunden

a name referred to guy who awesome and amazingly sexy. he will do anything to help anyone. he has the most amazing smile even though he doesn't think so. eyes like the seas of paradise. the best lover one has ever known. he is the most amazing thing to ever happen to me. my life wouldn't be complete without him.

oh my god! have you met this guy? hes amazing!

i know, ITS CHRISTIAN-GRUNDEN and hes all MINE!

by SOMEONE6147 January 20, 2013

Grundens

A company that makes work related water proof clothing. Often used onboard boats to protect against elements.

I didn't have Grundens on when i was with Dad on F/V Casenty, so i got soaked.

by tdizzle4shizo August 3, 2008

grunkin

A generally angry girlfriend. Spends most time with a grumpy look on her face

You're girlfriends a real grunkin. Would it kill her to smile?

by D1g1 June 2, 2016