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the art of a male spraying ejaculents onto the female head,then shaving it off and endulging in devouring it in a sandwich,this may be done without consent from the female.
" i totally grunked her up man!"
grunked by CH77 June 18, 2009
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Act of consuming large quanities of alcohol at a diffent date in time...
We went out and drank last night and we got beyond sober
grunked by Ty March 6, 2004
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Getting so out of your face through drugs, dirnk e.t.c your pretty much paraletic.
Mike - Dude, i was soooo grunked last night

James - Yeah mate, you even took home one of them ladyboys didnt you!

Mike - i must have been grunked!
Grunked by KiezaJ October 4, 2010
When you accidentally nut while you are talking to friends or family
Shit I’ve just Grunked myself”
Grunked by Willbo baggings February 19, 2018
When you are grappled, or incapacitated, in D&D with a creature's tongue.

If you're swallowed that's when you know: You got grunked hard
Ah, the Mohrg's got me...
Shit man, you've been grunked.

Damn that frog grunked me hard
Grunked by John Roleplay June 7, 2021

Grunkledy 

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.
"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!
Grunkledy by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018
Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!
Gronked by Pats Fans September 9, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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