grundle snap

when old ladies lose control of their lower portions and their vaginal fluids, blood, crap, and other various liquids form stalagmites between their legs. they can be broken off and eaten, but they can kill a man.

last summer, we sold grundle snaps at the fair.

by weber April 19, 2004

Grundlescaper

1. Someone who manscapes other people's grundles

2. A bottom feeder, degenerate or one who should be thrown out of windows at high elevations

Jay P needs to get the kids in line, they're talking out of turn and you already know that the grundlescapers are going exploit the stupid shit that's coming of Kaplan's mouth to stoke the flames and feed the animals at the zoo... Don't feed the fucking animals...

by Felix of Nazareth August 27, 2020

grundlesnaps

Crystally, clinging bits of sweat and various fluids that form on the pubic hairs. Differentiated from dingleberry in location and composition.
May be used as an insult or medical complaint.

Nothing is as aggravating as losing a ball-hair to a persistant grundlesnap.

by Whitebird May 13, 2005

grundleslap

A guy makes his pants tight so that the area above his dick if firm (usually by sitting down, you know what i mean) and then slaps it with his hand, in what would seem to be painful but is completely not.

I grundleslapped you mom last night

by xhollywoodx January 13, 2006

Grundlesnatch

1) the gross area between a woman's nether-regions

2) the act of a creeper snatching it's prey

3) an insult.

He'll grundlesnatch you!

YOU GRUNDLESNATCH!

by Bob....Bob the Builder April 10, 2009

Grindlesnappers

A type of Grindle that snaps. If you get close you have the threat of getting snapped. This can cause some Laceration in the body or sternum that can cause death.

Jennifer: Watch out! There's Grindlesnappers over there! You can die if you get too close!

by Chinese John Cena September 27, 2021

Grundlesnach

Short creatures, averaging 7", with four arms, two wings, two legs, and a tall. They are known to live in unexpected places like automobile center consoles and second from the left dresser drawers in attics. They love their pet jumping spiders, and War Stallions, male hamsters. Also they are afraid of cameras. They firmly believe that pictures are captured souls.

"That's as Serious as a Grundlesnach riding his War Hampster into battle against the Dinosaurs."

by imscythe89 March 6, 2025