Grundlesnatch 

1) the gross area between a woman's nether-regions

2) the act of a creeper snatching it's prey

3) an insult.

He'll grundlesnatch you!

YOU GRUNDLESNATCH!

Grundlesnatch by Bob....Bob the Builder April 10, 2009

Grindlesnatch 

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.

"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."

Grindlesnatch by tastynessy December 15, 2011

grundle snatch 

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle taint with one's penis
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed

1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"

grundle snatch by P. I. Staker December 27, 2008

Grundle Snatch 

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle with one's penis during sex
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed

1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"

Grundle Snatch by Jose Tarese July 14, 2007

grumplesnatch 

when to homosexual men pee on each other while dom stands in the corner and violently masturbates

Dom loves to grumplesnatch every day of the week, rain or shine.

grumplesnatch by peemandom May 29, 2018

grundlepatch 

Applies to a male who is filthy/dirty/unattractive in either physical appearance or personality, generally disgusting, unworthy, unsavory, waste of space. Often used when referring to an attractive woman's boyfriend by males who do not have attractive girlfriends or girlfriends at all.

"Man, I saw Heather the other day and she was with this grundlepatch. She could do way better! She could be dating me!"

(this word is spelled in any phonetic manner an individual finds appropriate)

grundlepatch by Sonyx O'shea July 3, 2003

Grundlesnach 

Short creatures, averaging 7", with four arms, two wings, two legs, and a tall. They are known to live in unexpected places like automobile center consoles and second from the left dresser drawers in attics. They love their pet jumping spiders, and War Stallions, male hamsters. Also they are afraid of cameras. They firmly believe that pictures are captured souls.

"That's as Serious as a Grundlesnach riding his War Hampster into battle against the Dinosaurs."

Grundlesnach by imscythe89 March 6, 2025