grufti

A German noun meaning 'goth'. F, gruftie, nickname for someone who likes German goth music

I only ever listen to Combichrist and Asp, I'm a grufti

by krissf November 19, 2007

grafting gash

the disgusting state of a woman's gash after a hard day's work.

"Hey did you take that bitch back to your place last night?"
"No mate, she had grafting gash"

by ProperGeezer November 7, 2017

Grifting

grift (grft) Slang
n.
1. Money made dishonestly, as in a swindle.
2. A swindle or confidence game.
v. grift·ed, grift·ing, grifts, Grifter
v.intr.
To engage in swindling or cheating.
v.tr.
To obtain by swindling or cheating.

Joe the Gypsie spent most of his life grifting in Pasadena

by DancingRonin September 2, 2013

Soap grafting

The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.

My mum always soap grafts because she doesn't want to waste anything. Soap grafting is good.

by k4mik4zee December 19, 2009

grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

Soft-Grifting

Softening your real views, on social media, in order to pander to a broader audience for money making purposes.

Jimmy D does “soft-grifting” on his podcast. He peddles a few of his milder progressive views, but he mostly takes hard right political stances because that is where the audience and the money is.

by Adam8909x June 18, 2022

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009