Gruftie

Another word for a goth, or a person who associates themselves with that lifestyle. The word "gruftie" is likely used most commonly (and perhaps exclusively) in parts of the UK.

That guy's a Gruftie. He listens to The Damned and Bauhaus.

by Elliott Spook October 24, 2008

Gruties

moist melty crusty humans

mate that’s acc gruties

by johncenasuncle April 20, 2022

grunties

to move one's bowels.

Grandma....I have to go grunties.

by geoff January 21, 2003

Grufted

Destroy, demolish or devastate something(s).

Boy- "I want to get into those sweet walls of yours..."
Girl - "Sure, but be weary, I'm still Grufted from the other night."

by LewisThe420BlazeItDatBoi July 21, 2016

mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.

"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"

by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019

grufti

A German noun meaning 'goth'. F, gruftie, nickname for someone who likes German goth music

I only ever listen to Combichrist and Asp, I'm a grufti

by krissf November 19, 2007

grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002