gruffling

To eat in a way which is piggish, like a cop eating donuts or a black man eating ribs.

Home boy hadn't eaten donuts in so long that as soon as he had his hamfists on em he was gruffling happily.

I wouldn't risk gettin my hand near that Negro's mouth, the way he's gruffling them ribs.

by DL Smith June 22, 2006

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

The Gruffle

An evil red fire breathing monster from the books and television programme Puddle Lane.

Oh no! The Gruffle! Please Don't hurt us. Etc

by Doggysoft August 30, 2005

gruffles

The sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both

their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night

by Mick September 08, 2003

Gruffle

When you sit on a body part of someone else and fart so that they can feel the vibrations of your gas.

Aaron unexpectedly put his butt on my arm and gruffled me.

by fickleone May 25, 2013

Gruffled

When someone is into something when its new.

when a person gets a new toy, say a motorcycle, they are very into cycles, so that person is gruffled.

by joejoegaipa March 07, 2010

Gruffle

To talk in a deep tone with a voice that sounds like you just got out of bed and you have a scratchy voice.

I was just jamming out to the radio in my car and now my voice is all gruffled.

Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.

by herpityderpderp March 31, 2011