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grundling 

Nosing around the grundle area -- usually performed by a dog trying to get your attention (aka crotch-sniffing) or another person REALLY trying to get your attention.
"Dude, get your dog off of me!"
"Oh, sorry man. Spike! No grundling the guests!"
grundling by YodaDoe December 27, 2004
Words you can keep

Grundling 

The act of taking your strong arm and feeding it under an unsuspecting friend's legs as he stands and lifting him up by his grundle. This will cause extreme pain of the marble sack and or loss of baby makin mojo.
Jose snuck up behind serg and was grundling him into oblivion.
Grundling by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

Grundling 

When two men rub their grundles together to get off; this act is much like when two women scissor each other.
“I was grundling Phil so hard last night, that my taint hurts something fierce” Cory said, exhausted from his tryst
Grundling by XxFrictionxX May 31, 2019

grundling 

When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"

"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."

"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
grundling by GerthPaul March 21, 2023

Greedling 

1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.

2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)
1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.

2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!

Ankle grinding 

The act of twerking while in an Asian squat. Twerking at the ankle level.
Amity was ankle grinding hard at da club at ACEP Denver 2019.
Ankle grinding by Anklegrinder4lyf October 28, 2019

Gridling 

An interdimensional being usually in the form of a humanoid being. Often found in the underrated hidden indie gem called Fortnite.

Also used as a derogatory term for someone. "You fucking gridling"
Bruh I just fucking reaped this gridlings nae nae privileges.

Fucking gridlings.

Bob why did you eat my second wife? You fucking gridling.
Gridling by StickyBoi August 23, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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