garuffling

When you fart sitting down, and it comes up between your thighs, tickling your vaj or balls on the way past.

I failed the interview for garuffling so hard that my eyebrows fluttered.

by DoubleDung July 10, 2022

Gruffing

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.

"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."

by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010

Grufeling

To lie close wrapped up in a comfortable looking manner , used in ridicule

Avoid grufeling in the face of a challenge

by Dartistic June 23, 2018

Gruffing

Hating. Unnecessarily rude, belittling, and/or grumpy about a particular person/place/thing.

She's been gruffing on him all week. /or/ I'm gruffing these shoes; so uncomfortable. /or/ Don't be gruffin'

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Ass Gaffling

When two men spread each other assholes while they try to put their faces in the other one’s ass

Yo i found two homeless men ass gaffling behind a dumpster

by ToofBoof May 26, 2020

gruffling

To eat in a way which is piggish, like a cop eating donuts or a black man eating ribs.

Home boy hadn't eaten donuts in so long that as soon as he had his hamfists on em he was gruffling happily.

I wouldn't risk gettin my hand near that Negro's mouth, the way he's gruffling them ribs.

by DL Smith June 22, 2006

gaffling

Bullshitting, taking forever to do something.

He was gaffling on bringing the weed to me.

by Jaycj July 25, 2014