4 definitions by DL Smith

jankiness

The state of being janky. Used to describe an amount or a level within that state -- studied by a jankologist.

-House guest surveying the couch he or she will be sleeping on-
"What is this jankiness?"

-Surveying the theme park that I just paid $50 to get into-
"This is an incredibly high level of jankiness."

by DL Smith June 20, 2006

juug

A verb, used mostly in the south, meaning to stab. The term in and of itself indicates stabbing with any object that is handy, especially a writing utensil.

"Nigga watch fo' I juug you wit my pen"

"Watch if you don't back up off me, Ima juug you wit this chair leg."

by DL Smith June 21, 2006

jankologist

One who initiates or participates in the intense study of jankiness. I.e., studying whether or not jankiness is a state of being, or a set of behavioral choices resulting from a janky (inanimate) environment.

Jankologist: "Is this a janky pen, or is the quality of this pen a result of jankiness inherent in its builder?"

Pen Builder: "Do you like my mullet? I'm from Pierre Part!"

by DL Smith June 20, 2006

gruffling

To eat in a way which is piggish, like a cop eating donuts or a black man eating ribs.

Home boy hadn't eaten donuts in so long that as soon as he had his hamfists on em he was gruffling happily.

I wouldn't risk gettin my hand near that Negro's mouth, the way he's gruffling them ribs.

by DL Smith June 22, 2006