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grofflin 

The ship name for the actors Lin-Manuel Miranda and Jonathon Grofff
Omg! Did you see the GROFFLIN kiss?!
grofflin by Groffsauce October 19, 2017
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Grofflin 

SHIPPING LIN AND JONATHAN GROFF!! IT'S REAL LOVE!! SEARCH up Grofflin. Lin Manuel Miranda and Jonathan Groff have kissed before I think Lin is bisexual. He should have a three way marriage with groff and his five Vanessa Nadal.
Hey did you see Grofflin yesterday? They were so beautiful.
IKR!!! I love them!!
Grofflin by Explosive Dino December 6, 2017
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groffings 

To participate in a Jonathan Groff related activity. Also used as a way of expressing the sincerest form of genuine good luck or well wishes.
Me: I'm going to go watch Spring Awakening now.
You: Happy Groffings!

Me: Happy Groffings during your groffgasm!
groffings by L-Swizzle November 26, 2010

Groffing 

To utterly fuck something up and forget everything you were previously told. To be so distracted you wouldn’t even be considered to be in this universe.
“No wonder he missed the play on 2nd base, he was straight Groffing.”
Groffing by Sully LaCroix April 22, 2022

gruffling 

To eat in a way which is piggish, like a cop eating donuts or a black man eating ribs.
Home boy hadn't eaten donuts in so long that as soon as he had his hamfists on em he was gruffling happily.

I wouldn't risk gettin my hand near that Negro's mouth, the way he's gruffling them ribs.
gruffling by DL Smith June 22, 2006

Geofflin 

Geofflin is a person who is a loyal and trustworthy person that you can trust with anything, he is usually a hard worker and try to make everyone around him happy but most of the time he can’t, and he is a great person to be around, is very talented in football, He is most likely to play as a TE, He is a great person to be around, he is most likely to fall in love with girls that names start with B,N,J,K,A
“ Geofflin could really use your help here”
Geofflin by Blake16 July 2, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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