grucus

n. groo-KUHSS; gruh-KISS

a pile of something considered mildly gross and/or slimy: dirt, earwax, saliva, worms, snails, slugs, moldy bread, seemingly undeserved love and/or affection, innards; things of that nature.

My grandma almost squeezed the grucus outta me, she hugged me that hard!

by tenkarasu November 1, 2025

Grufus

One who exhibits symptoms similar to those of a doofus, but with greater severity.

Timmy reversed out of his driveway, and for the second time that week hit a tree. "What a grufus," remarked the neighbor John.

by Deeeez Nutts July 9, 2007

grumusty

the act of being so dirty that your even worse than a custy, your a grimey crusty

daaaaaayuuummmm, D1, youza grumusty

by m March 6, 2005

Gricus

A last name of someone that was clearly born from anal sex.

That nigger is a Gricus

by Kannykane June 4, 2018

Grufus

nickname from Yale college classmates for George Pataki

Grufus is worth over a million dollars and was a classmate of Dubya.

by Coop Dupe March 10, 2020

Grumuschious

To be Grumuschious, is to be everything yet nothing... at the same time. To be Grumuschious is to be both a stud & a virgin, a rich man & a broke man, a father & a son & a shit cunt... All of which means pretty much as Seinfield would say: a story about nothing, it can be used in any which way you see fit.

You look very Grumuschious my darling.

by The great & grumuschious poo September 16, 2021

grudussy

The smell of girls who don't wash their chooch cooch in the shower

Bro, do you smell that?
Yeah what is that
It's her Grudussy

by wordworkshardword May 2, 2022