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A piece of faecal matter stuck to anal hair after excereting.
I have gruffballs stuck to my bottom.
gruffball by Gleebo August 10, 2009
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noun;a scottish term used to describe a certain individual that is well-endowned in terms of human penis (shlong, walloper, trunch, tadger, tallywhacker, cock) length. The internationally recognised threshold is a "standard" 12.3 inches while flacid.
Angus: Can we have sex now?
Fat Ginger Burd: Ok (pulls trousers down), my god you're an absolute Gusball! I'm gonna be sooooo loose after this...
Gusball by dgma99 December 8, 2009

Grumball 

The collective noun for a group of (usually middle aged, to more elderly)men complaining about boringly repetitive topics. These grumpy gatherings will traditionally congregate around the bar rooms of sporting clubs or a secluded corner of a social function. The introduction of fresh ideas, or participation in the discussion by a passing spouse will be instantly shunned by the collectively insular nature of the group.
"Bye dear, going down to meet the boys at the Grumball"
"OK, have a good time, let me know how it goes".
"I can't, sorry".
Grumball by Table of Knowledge October 2, 2016

grassball 

The game of soccer, without any rules.
Let's play grassball during recess!
grassball by Kaitlin May 13, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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