Grufus

One who exhibits symptoms similar to those of a doofus, but with greater severity.

Timmy reversed out of his driveway, and for the second time that week hit a tree. "What a grufus," remarked the neighbor John.

by Deeeez Nutts July 9, 2007

Grufus

nickname from Yale college classmates for George Pataki

Grufus is worth over a million dollars and was a classmate of Dubya.

by Coop Dupe March 10, 2020

Grufungakunk

The essence of a contemptible, disgusting, rodent-like human being with hair so greasy that it's waterproof. This individual is known to go a whole week without showering. He sleeps in a nest of filth and has a habit of leaving a sickening layer of white gunk on xbox controllers.

I hate living with this fucking grufungakunk all over the room man!

by Durden, Tyler Durden March 27, 2012

gufus

a gufus is someone who is half punk , half hippie but with

a geeky twist and dosent fit in with the norm and lives in a common ghetto with fellow gufus,

often identified with polo shirts , tshirts , rugby tops, jeans , trainers, canvas shoes , three quarters, braces , chewing gum middle classe / working class (15- 30 year olds) persons who lives on benifits and hates work.

common colours red , black , blues, tans , green , milliatary colours
short millitary hair cuts are common and well assoiciated with gufus's

two punks walk in to a bar chatting and sone spottes a gufus

stich :- ere hes a gufs over there
snots : o yea wat a freak

by hycksos June 23, 2009

grumusty

the act of being so dirty that your even worse than a custy, your a grimey crusty

daaaaaayuuummmm, D1, youza grumusty

by m March 6, 2005

GruffSpec

A fat animal and the 2nd worst discord mod after loonwee

Gruffspec is a fat pig that lives in the northpole.

by iQuackerzMC October 2, 2019

Grumuschious

To be Grumuschious, is to be everything yet nothing... at the same time. To be Grumuschious is to be both a stud & a virgin, a rich man & a broke man, a father & a son & a shit cunt... All of which means pretty much as Seinfield would say: a story about nothing, it can be used in any which way you see fit.

You look very Grumuschious my darling.

by The great & grumuschious poo September 16, 2021