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One who exhibits symptoms similar to those of a doofus, but with greater severity.
Timmy reversed out of his driveway, and for the second time that week hit a tree. "What a grufus," remarked the neighbor John.
Grufus by Deeeez Nutts July 9, 2007
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nickname from Yale college classmates for George Pataki
Grufus is worth over a million dollars and was a classmate of Dubya.
Grufus by Coop Dupe March 10, 2020
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Grufungakunk

The essence of a contemptible, disgusting, rodent-like human being with hair so greasy that it's waterproof. This individual is known to go a whole week without showering. He sleeps in a nest of filth and has a habit of leaving a sickening layer of white gunk on xbox controllers.
I hate living with this fucking grufungakunk all over the room man!
a gufus is someone who is half punk , half hippie but with

a geeky twist and dosent fit in with the norm and lives in a common ghetto with fellow gufus,

often identified with polo shirts , tshirts , rugby tops, jeans , trainers, canvas shoes , three quarters, braces , chewing gum middle classe / working class (15- 30 year olds) persons who lives on benifits and hates work.

common colours red , black , blues, tans , green , milliatary colours
short millitary hair cuts are common and well assoiciated with gufus's
two punks walk in to a bar chatting and sone spottes a gufus

stich :- ere hes a gufs over there
snots : o yea wat a freak
gufus by hycksos June 23, 2009

grumusty 

the act of being so dirty that your even worse than a custy, your a grimey crusty
daaaaaayuuummmm, D1, youza grumusty
grumusty by m March 6, 2005

GruffSpec 

A fat animal and the 2nd worst discord mod after loonwee
Gruffspec is a fat pig that lives in the northpole.
GruffSpec by iQuackerzMC October 2, 2019

Grumuschious 

To be Grumuschious, is to be everything yet nothing... at the same time. To be Grumuschious is to be both a stud & a virgin, a rich man & a broke man, a father & a son & a shit cunt... All of which means pretty much as Seinfield would say: a story about nothing, it can be used in any which way you see fit.
You look very Grumuschious my darling.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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