The essence of a contemptible, disgusting, rodent-like human being with hair so greasy that it's waterproof. This individual is known to go a whole week without showering. He sleeps in a nest of filth and has a habit of leaving a sickening layer of white gunk on xbox controllers.
I hateliving with this fucking grufungakunk all over the room man!
a gufus is someone who is half punk , half hippie but with
a geeky twist and dosent fit in with the norm and lives in a common ghetto with fellow gufus,
often identified with polo shirts , tshirts , rugby tops, jeans , trainers, canvas shoes , three quarters, braces , chewing gum middle classe / working class (15- 30 year olds) persons who lives on benifits and hates work.
common colours red , black , blues, tans , green , milliatary colours
short millitary hair cuts are common and well assoiciated with gufus's
two punks walk in to a bar chatting and sone spottes a gufus
stich :- ere hes a gufs over there
snots : o yea wat a freak
To be Grumuschious, is to be everything yet nothing... at the same time. To be Grumuschious is to be both a stud & a virgin, a rich man & a broke man, a father & a son & a shit cunt... All of which means pretty much as Seinfield would say: a story about nothing, it can be used in any which way you see fit.