grotson

another name for a hoodie

joey pass me my grotson

by will February 22, 2004

groton middle school

groton middle school lies within a very unpopulated town of connecticut. groton middle school has the most bitchy teachers of ur life and also has the ugliest homiesexual white boys that think they’re him. the girls in ts school are either fake asf or have no personality, pouting their lips and spreading their ass cheeks on sinks

groton middle school also goes by the abbreviation GMS.

team michigan (ms. panucci) was the best team of groton middle school

by shhhhhhhsomeone August 7, 2023

Groton Middle school

A place where either your extremely gay or a sports highlighter kid in the closet with internalized homophobia. You probably also wonder why we have weird team names.

Gms(Groton middle school) has a teacher named Mr.Larrow who dosn’t like me

by Your welcome Moriah October 19, 2021

Groton Doorhandle

When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.

Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.

by MartyFromGroton May 31, 2018

Groton

Another boring town west of Boston. Features the lowest level of minorities in the state, and the highest level of white people who think they're black. Most boring possible place to live besides Dunstable, which is slightly more boring. Home to the Groton School, but most people in Groton are too dumb and therefore go to Groton-Dunstable Regional.

Groton: Just another bullshit town.

by ohgoddamnit July 7, 2009

Jacoby Grotton

Someone who thinks everyone named matt or matthew is gay. Loves anything baby yoda related. Anyone named jacoby is straight and loves animals to death mostly cats though.

Man im straight but looking at Jacoby Grotton makes me hard.

by poolgrk May 21, 2020

Groton

Groton, A small town In South Eastern Connecticut. All the kids their are basically the same. The guys are caught up in their 'Shoe game'. The guys here spend alot of time with their 'boys'. Often getting high/drunk and then doing gay shit with eachother, like shoving items up eachothers asses. Girls on the other hand are completely open about what they do with their sexual life. Often 2 girls say they're bestfriends, 'get drunk' and use that as an excuse to fuck eachothers brains out. Most girls here are whores, who have countless STD's. Overall, the guys and girls have the same attitude. Willing to do anything for a little attention! Yup that's groton.

"I live in a shitty town with ratchet girls, and wannabe guys!"
"OH you must be talking about Groton!"

by Call me avalanche July 22, 2012