Groinsword

Blunt, powerful-sounding term for a strap-on dildo. Especially a bigg'un.

I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.

by AlexReynard May 8, 2008

greensword

This is a more modern word, used when a man's pecker is infected by poison ivy or another poisonous plant. The rubbing of the poison ivy infected hands onto the genitals is the most common cause of this uncomfortable itch. It can be transferred from one person to another through sexual intercourse.

Oh yeah, Bobby got himself a greensword when he went with that magazine into the woods that day.

by irishwhiteboy98 March 7, 2012