Groinsword

Blunt, powerful-sounding term for a strap-on dildo. Especially a bigg'un.

I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.

Groinsword by AlexReynard May 8, 2008

greensword 

This is a more modern word, used when a man's pecker is infected by poison ivy or another poisonous plant. The rubbing of the poison ivy infected hands onto the genitals is the most common cause of this uncomfortable itch. It can be transferred from one person to another through sexual intercourse.

Oh yeah, Bobby got himself a greensword when he went with that magazine into the woods that day.

greensword by irishwhiteboy98 March 7, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004