Groinsword
I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.
Groinsword by AlexReynard May 8, 2008
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greensword
This is a more modern word, used when a man's pecker is infected by poison ivy or another poisonous plant. The rubbing of the poison ivy infected hands onto the genitals is the most common cause of this uncomfortable itch. It can be transferred from one person to another through sexual intercourse.
greensword by irishwhiteboy98 March 7, 2012
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)