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grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

grilling 

To insult someone harshly and consistently, synonymous with roasting
"Shut up Timmy, you fat, ogre lookin, nerd"
"Damn Ryan, easy with the propane, you're straight grilling him"
grilling by bigdickswinger January 30, 2017

grilling 

To continuously stare at someone, giving an impression of disliking.
That girl is grilling at us, let's grill her back.
grilling by msyu February 8, 2004

Grilling 

"My ma was totally grilling me this morning. She found my smokes."
"Shiiiit man!"
Grilling by Frantelle Water March 16, 2010

Grilling Session 

The act of throwing meat or other edible products onto a BBQ so as to provide a delicious meal for your guests.
Bash: Yo! Were you at Omar's grilling session last night?

Fadi: Ya bro, that steak was off the chain!
Grilling Session by BASHDADDY July 17, 2009

Grilling 

The act of intensely displaying severe symptoms of Asperger's disease
Jen: Ben shut the fuck up!
Ben: Jen do you eat your mom's pussy with that mouth?
Crowd: Ben you're grilling.
Grilling by Benny Burgers January 21, 2013