grodge 

Common mispronunciation of garage, even when it is spelled "garage".

I have to go into my grodge.
We're having a grodge sale.

grodge by Seshie September 6, 2009

Wee Grodge 

Wee George is an extremely dangerous type of species that hunts its prey in the heart of carnoustie, he is known for not texting back after 10pm as he is “watching over Carnoustie. He is Carnoustie’s justice, he is vengeance, he is WEE GRODGE.

WEE GRODGE/Grodge/Splodge is on a bender, proper bonkerz brer, proper Carnoustie veteran BRER.

Wee Grodge by TollyOffender1147 September 21, 2023

Grudge Butt 

The act of performing Grudge sex with the inclusion of anal sex.

The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.

Guy 1: My ex wanted to hook up so I grudge fucked her and put it in her butt.

Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.

Grudge Butt by CodyKodak June 24, 2017

grogery 

A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.

An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.

Person 1: "Grogery this Saturday, you coming?"
Person 2: "Of course, I already bought my sweater."

grogery by dusty_mike June 10, 2012

grudgeband

A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.

Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.

Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.

Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”

The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.

grudgeband by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

groager 

Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.

"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"

groager by cdhally September 19, 2013

grogen 

A massive shit that it so long that even when it remains attached to the rectum, touches the bottom of the toilet.

Greg: Oh god! That turd is touches the bottom of the bog!
Andy: Nice grogen.

grogen by lololwords12 April 22, 2014