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grogen

A massive shit that it so long that even when it remains attached to the rectum, touches the bottom of the toilet.
Greg: Oh god! That turd is touches the bottom of the bog!
Andy: Nice grogen.
by lololwords12 April 22, 2014
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Grogen

A poo that hits the surface of the toilet water, while subsequently still attached to your rectum.
"Honey, you still in the toilet??"

"Yeah, this grogen is like a fucking rope"
by Radksi October 13, 2011
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I just did a huge Grogen in the toilet
by Pedro September 15, 2003
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Grogen

"A spa for the balls"
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.

The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.
"Yo that girl gave me the best caramel grogen"
by Stigdanig January 1, 2009
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Grogen

To crave, to strongly desire.
Man, Im grogen for some jane.
Im grogen for some food.
by Drew, Matt, and Parker November 4, 2008
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grogery

A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.

An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.
Person 1: "Grogery this Saturday, you coming?"
Person 2: "Of course, I already bought my sweater."
by dusty_mike June 10, 2012
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Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."
by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014
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