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An alternate and grosser spelling of gross. Also, to explain something that's tote-bag groce. Primarily used online.
tessroxxx87: ewww my cat just puked pn my uggs!!!1
NEWfoundGlOrIa: groce
groce by Juicy Boxers November 16, 2005
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1. To be extremely slow (i.e. the opposite of fast). 2. To have the effect of slowing down others (i.e. kind of like the opposite of synergy). 3. A boat anchor, an immovable lump of useless mass.
Man we were really groce in that relay we ran last month. Yeah, it was like we were dragging a groce around!

Grocery-Sticked 

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.
Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019

gracewang 

A Chinese verb meaning “to do homework” or “to do yo nail.”
Mom: Can you go gracewang?

Child: mom, I did my homework for this whole week already. Stop being so annoying.

worthy of my grace 

Love, in a gay sense. To say someone is worthy of your grace means you love them, or you have the hots for them.
Kaworu Nagisa: It means you're worthy of my grace.
Shinji Ikari: That's the first time anybody's ever said they liked me. Ever.
worthy of my grace by the angie June 23, 2019

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol
Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

Dirty grace 

someone who screams daddy in a park in the middle of the night thinking that no one would hear them
Jordan: Did you hear what machelle did
Sophie: Yeah she is such a dirty grace
Dirty grace by Emmily wilsonel November 8, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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