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A person of Asian persuasion who stinks of curry and owns a corner shop.
That's another bloody Grocer looking for shops to buy again!
Grocer by shammies October 20, 2008

grocer's apostrophe 

A punctuation mark used to create a plural by grocers on blackboards, despite being unnecessary for the rest of the population.
Apple's 70p per pound

Special offer on raspberrie's and and banana's

The grocer's apostrophe can be also be used in other situation's by tho'se who don't know any better

green grocer 

When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.
John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.
green grocer by teh744 November 4, 2008

Green Grocer 

A derivative of the term 'broccoli', referring to marijuana. A green grocer is a weed dealer, specifically one who lives a semi-lavish lifestyle .. and deals in large volume. In the right context, this guy can be both a dealer, icon, and friend. This guy plays it safe and knows how to dodge 12. See 'Silver Grocer' for a weed dealer who's grown rich on hash. (In the trap at cesjds)
Guy 1: Hey man, you that green grocer everyone's been talking about?
Guy 2: Keep it low *whispers* Yeah I got that loud
Green Grocer by ImNotColbert January 9, 2017

green grocer 

a name for a tinny house were one wuld buy hooch or wats commenly known as weed in new zealand
lets go to the green grocer and get sum veges
green grocer by bigs July 5, 2004

green grocer 

green grocer by taylor November 18, 2003