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one who habitually or criminally pimps one's grandmother, and/or one who habitually or criminally pimps the elderly

I seen this little white grimpsta leave off drinking his pepto-bismizol and crack the bottle right in this wrinkly old ho's face over one 9/11 coupon ($20)

grimpsta by dillettante October 12, 2006

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grimstarr

to agree to a (usually coinflip) prop bet but back out at the last moment.

anyone wanna flip for $100? no grimstarring !

grimstarr by CaptainBusto September 30, 2006

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gimpstarr

A man from pulp fiction that is under your bed when you sleep and ass rapes you when you awake

Rob Oberlander love charles my gimpstarr.

gimpstarr by Jared Clifford February 27, 2005

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grimstarr

grimstarr, grimmed. Of pizza faced nature. Male with erect penis not exceeding 2 inches. Genenral ghey activites. Douchebag.

so then we went to 'do-it' and i looked down and was like...what a grimstarr. see that dudes face...its like the moons fucking surface..what a grimstarr. that dude grimmed me off..what a grimstarr

grimstarr by stan darsh August 22, 2007

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gripstain

The stain left upon an object from ones hand, post jay, fingering, etc.

Bro, your gripstains are all over the couch.

gripstain by gripstains69 July 27, 2019

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Gripsta Toe

Thirty year old still living at home with mama.

I went home with this guy found out he was a gripsta toe. So I peaced out!

Gripsta Toe by arkeja July 4, 2009

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gimpstart

Noun: an intentional attempt to make oneself look so pathetic to gain pity and create an emotional bond and an advantage over the intended audience/victim.

I used crocodile tears and a story about my dead dog as a gimpstart to get into Melissa's panties on our first date.

gimpstart by Butchbox November 27, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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