gimpstart

Noun: an intentional attempt to make oneself look so pathetic to gain pity and create an emotional bond and an advantage over the intended audience/victim.

I used crocodile tears and a story about my dead dog as a gimpstart to get into Melissa's panties on our first date.

gimpstart by Butchbox November 27, 2023

gimpstarr 

A man from pulp fiction that is under your bed when you sleep and ass rapes you when you awake

Rob Oberlander love charles my gimpstarr.

gimpstarr by Jared Clifford February 27, 2005

gimpster 

A super wanker with a alter personality. A extreme hypercondriac and a compulsive liar.

Man i was talking with this gimpster about the snow out west and you wouldn't believe the things he told me. He told me he goes prairie dog fishing. That guy has a serious alter personality disorder.

gimpster by ---- PDF ---- June 30, 2009

gimptastic 

derived from the word GIMP- as in Bring out the GIMP!
Relating to something as GIMPTASTIC means that only a true GIMP would think that item/action is cool and worthy of belonging to/being performed by a GIMP!

MAN,THAT CAR IS GIMPTASTIC-meaning only a gimp would allow himself to be seen in such a vehicle.
INDEED, GIMPTASTIC!- meaning an action worthy of a gimp thus implying the person is indeed a gimp

gimptastic by FITZNICENTIGHTLY October 14, 2004

gimptard 

the offspring of a gimp and a retard. the best minority there is, itll get you into any college.

Yea, my mom is a gimp, and my fathers a fucken retard. so that makes me a gimptard. now gimmie ur finest meats and cheeses, a gi gi

gimptard by JPnofx9019 February 1, 2003

Gimptard 

A contraction of the words gimp and tard. A gimp is typically a male BDSM rubber/leather slave. specifically, refers to slave in full-body suit – eg, rubber leather enclosure suits, and (this is the important thing) a full head mask. Thus making him a non-person or it(object). A tard is person who though has common sense lacks or choose not to use it. Thus a gimptard is a male submissive who does not deserve to be respected and should be treated as such.

I swear Shaun is such a gimptard.

Gimptard by losergimptard April 18, 2016

Gimpster 

The "Uber" one.

Gimpster is your god.

Gimpster by Anonymous May 16, 2003