Definitions by Butchbox

gimpstart

Noun: an intentional attempt to make oneself look so pathetic to gain pity and create an emotional bond and an advantage over the intended audience/victim.

I used crocodile tears and a story about my dead dog as a gimpstart to get into Melissa's panties on our first date.

gimpstart by Butchbox November 27, 2023

Askamerastan 

noun: aka colonoscopy; used as "going to Askamerastan"

As soon as I hit 50 years old, my doctor booked me a trip to Askamerastan.

Askamerastan by Butchbox May 11, 2023

cumshoe

(N). Horndog fixated on a sexual conquest, not stopping until he blows a load of cum on/in her

Barry is such a cumshoe when it comes to Vanessa...he's always talking about making her his bukkake bride.

cumshoe by Butchbox December 30, 2022

Finger fizz 

Extraneous typed response to real content, lacking emotion or pertinence to the on-going conversation

I sent Eloise an email pouring out my heart and all I got back from her was finger fizz.

Finger fizz by Butchbox September 4, 2022

Blondewards 

A way to do anything fucked up or in the wrong direction.

That chick wasn't even drunk and she was driving blondewards down a one-way street!!

Blondewards by Butchbox June 16, 2022

road fart 

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

road fart by Butchbox January 7, 2019