gimpstart

Noun: an intentional attempt to make oneself look so pathetic to gain pity and create an emotional bond and an advantage over the intended audience/victim.

I used crocodile tears and a story about my dead dog as a gimpstart to get into Melissa's panties on our first date.

by Butchbox November 27, 2023

Blondewards

A way to do anything fucked up or in the wrong direction.

That chick wasn't even drunk and she was driving blondewards down a one-way street!!

by Butchbox June 16, 2022

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 07, 2019

Askamerastan

noun: aka colonoscopy; used as "going to Askamerastan"

As soon as I hit 50 years old, my doctor booked me a trip to Askamerastan.

by Butchbox May 11, 2023

Finger fizz

Extraneous typed response to real content, lacking emotion or pertinence to the on-going conversation

I sent Eloise an email pouring out my heart and all I got back from her was finger fizz.

by Butchbox September 04, 2022

cumshoe

(N). Horndog fixated on a sexual conquest, not stopping until he blows a load of cum on/in her

Barry is such a cumshoe when it comes to Vanessa...he's always talking about making her his bukkake bride.

by Butchbox December 30, 2022