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Grimace Shake

A supernatural milk shake you can buy from mcdonalds putting it simply.

Symptoms:

Once you have taken a sip or two, within 15 minutes to 2 hours multiple things can happen. Typically linked to brain rot, your body will slowly begin convulsing and having seizures uncontrollably whilst you vomit as it tries to remove the milkshake from your body. As this happens, after you have taken a sip all brain growth begins to stop and disintegrates your brain cells normally linked to the stomach or lungs, causing them to fail and reject the beverage, forcing to involuntarily convulse until it is out of your system or until you die. Typically as you begin to lose your mind, your internal temperature rises, causing you to involuntarily want to take off your clothes and run somewhere to catch some cooling wind, all of course during seizures.

Then and only then, Grimace himself take advantage of your mortality and turn you into a vassal for him to terrorize the world beyond his grave in a tradition celebrating his birthday.
"Okay guys, today we'll be trying the Grimace Shake, Happy birthday Grimace."

the grimace 

The big purple thing from the old McDonalds commercials. Immortal. Arch-Nemesis of Officer Big Mac.
"Nothing...can...kill...the...grimace"
the grimace by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

Fuckin' Grimace 

To do something so inherently stupid, yet your friends choose not to alienate you from the group and resort to summing up the scenario with this comment.
"He bought the truck, then two days later ran it into a light pole and totalled it when he was drunk."

"Fuckin' Grimace!"

Grimace shake

A misterious purple liquid it has been observed and said that whoever drinks it will be healthy forever after :)
- hmmmm the grimace shake is just awesome want to try it man

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿท 

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿท
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿท
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear

The ultimate rizzler, only to be rivaled by the Child Arrizler. A word used to describe someone who has stolen more than fifteen-sextillion virginities and has more than twenty-million boyfriends.
Ain't no way Marco thinks he's the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear. He's built like a toothpick.

When the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear entered the room, everyone ran away in fear of being rizzed up.
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