griddie 

noun: a person that is more attractive in-person than in photo or video, due to a combination of physical and personality-wise attractiveness that is only fully perceptible in-person.

adjective : when a person is more attractive in-person than in photo or video, due to a combination of physical and personality-wise attractiveness that is only fully perceptible in-person.

She looks better than the photos. That gal sure is a griddie!

Nah, it's just a bad photo. Wait until you see her in person, she's a griddie!

How could someone be griddier than her? She went from 10 in that profile pic to 100 on our date!

griddie by codexistent April 18, 2023

griddleflopper 

A somewhat wet fart that isn't too soft and isn't loud but stinks like mad. Usually performed inside a vehicle with the windows up.

Dang! You just dropped a griddleflopper!

griddleflopper by Poomba and Timone March 30, 2010

Gridder 

The term gridder refers to someone who is absolutely entrenched in society and thinks everything they see and hear in the media must be true. Gridders live a very “on the grid” lifestyle. They work a 9-5, eat processed foods, live in a metropolitan area, and NEVER question science. A gridder is easily tricked by words somebody wrote online.

To a gridder, a famous actor is basically a scientist and politician.

Gridder by BarterBlex January 13, 2022

griddle 

(noun) An insult regarding someone who is dumb or mentally slow. Similar to “square”

Carmen: It’s kind of like a date you know?
Loc: What? You want to go on a date?
Tiffany: No you fucking griddle, she’s talking about the fruit.

griddle by grilllookin’ June 24, 2019

Sweet Griddle cakes 

Can use instead of "Oh my God" or "Sweet Jesus"

"Sweet.... Griddle Cakes! Look at the tush on that teletubby!"

Sweet Griddle cakes by Miles J June 22, 2004

Gridding it 

To spend some time in "the learning grid"
Implication that it's serious quantities of time

Griff: You Gridding it today?
Dave: Gonna have to, have tonnes of work to do!

Gridding it by BrassDave October 14, 2007

nig-griddle 

A breakfast sandwich that can only be purchased with food stamps.

Person 1: Are you hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, we should go get some Nig-Griddles.

Person 1: Ok, do you have your food stamps with you?

nig-griddle by the baconer September 6, 2011