teletubby

1) Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La or Po. One of the teletubbies.

2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC
You fucking teletubby!
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
Get the teletubby mug.

teletubby

A fat chick shaped like, and often confused for a teletubby.
Dude 1: Is that the purple teletubby?
Dude 2: No that's just a fat chick wearing purple.
by the-moyni May 24, 2009
Get the teletubby mug.

teletubby

An overweight person who likely snacks often infront of the television.
What up? (Fucking teletubby).
by Kevin December 02, 2004
Get the teletubby mug.

teletubby

omg! cheri is such a teletubby
by Papa_Gyarados January 13, 2020
Get the teletubby mug.

teletubby

an obese person that likes men, a fat person who is gay
barney is really a teletubby.
by billyz0914 November 01, 2007
Get the teletubby mug.

Teletubbie

An annoying person who is childish and acts like praas
by MLGSNIPES420APEX March 18, 2017
Get the Teletubbie mug.

teletubbies

Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies".

Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.

To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.

Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg.
"Once upon a time in teletubby land, teletubbies... come to play!"
by Chang Tan September 02, 2004
Get the teletubbies mug.