Gridder

The term gridder refers to someone who is absolutely entrenched in society and thinks everything they see and hear in the media must be true. Gridders live a very “on the grid” lifestyle. They work a 9-5, eat processed foods, live in a metropolitan area, and NEVER question science. A gridder is easily tricked by words somebody wrote online.

To a gridder, a famous actor is basically a scientist and politician.

by BarterBlex January 13, 2022

gridder

Derived from 'cattle grid', a gridder is a person who lives on the more rural side of a road with a cattle grid. Someone who has one on their road and in front of their house is known as a 'double gridder'. It can also be applied to those who have to go over cattle grids in order to reach work. (Originated Hythe, Hampshire)

"Where do you live?"
"Sway Road."
"Oh you're such a gridder."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Spice Grinder

A hard-working underpaid sweatshop worker who provides curry for their family.

We should pay those spice grinder looking niggers less so we can make extra profit.

by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Stump Grinder

A person with braces who loves giving head.

AJ is one hell of a stump grinder but I like how he sucks anyway.

by Giggles T. Clown September 19, 2014

Asari Grinder

One who gets his grind on with the Asari species in Mass Effect.

Dude, Sajam was getting his asari grinder on last night up in the clubs.

by Bogeh July 20, 2009

Scranton Sausage Grinder

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

by Midget buster January 18, 2012

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.

I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!

by Charli XXX September 8, 2014