grewel

Da disgusting watery cereal-slurry dat yer mommy and daddy made you gag down every morning, claiming dat various "big 'n' tall" individuals whom you were acquainted wif (i.e., family members, townspeople, historical/political/entertainment celebrities, etc.) progressively developed said powerful/lofty statures from "eatin' their Wheaties" or "cleaning their plate like a good boy".

Parents may say dat "grewel" is healthy for you, but --- besides its having questionable nutritional/body-building value --- being made to eat it can actually have da opposite of da desired effect in da long run, in dat you may become so sick of it dat you will totally avoid both it and other "yucky" health foods once you get out on your own, and instead subsist on an outrageous "chips 'n' fries"diet dat will only make you grown bigger AROUND, not UP!

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

Hansel and Gretel

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

by tenesmus November 27, 2017

greeley estates

the most awsomest post hardcore screamo bandwith the sexiest frontman ryan zimmerman

me: holy shit i got beaten up in the mosh pit for greeley estates

friend: really?!

me: yeah i have so many fucking bruises

friend: aw that sucks

me: yeah but it was worth it

by jamieee July 24, 2006

Grewal

An Indo-Iranian, Punjabi tribe/caste of the of Jatt people; warriors and agriculturalists that are native to the Punjab region of the modern nations of Pakistan and India in South Asia. They are Muslim and Sikh in religion and of a powerful & landowning class.

Darshan Singh Grewal - Bollywood Film Director

Simi Grewal - Actress

Alexi Grewal - Olympic Athlete

Kartar Singh Sarabha Grewal - Indian Revolutionary, Freedom Fighter

Nina Grewal - Canadian Politician

by HistorianOfPunjab June 21, 2011

Growel

Growel is a word used randomly to confuse someone via message or in person. It has no proper definition it’s just a random with no meaning that confuses people.

Sean: we should sort a session for next week.
Conor: ye lad 100%
Ryan: Growel
Sean: What ?
Conor: Wtf does that mean

by Hello There 66 February 14, 2019

Greeley Colorado

Greeley, Colorado is famous for hardly existing. The college or university or whatever a nitwit might call it is so far below Mediocre, it's classified as an 'advanced kindergarten'. Nothing else exists in the city except drunks and child molesters. Zombie-fied citizens, the living dead, where you go other than Hell, the ultimate cess pool!

I went to Greeley Colorado to see what was there, and I was so surprised to find NOTHING at all. This hole makes Buffalo, New York look like Heaven

by Dr. Gregory Darvis January 6, 2011

Gretel

Smart,intelligent,goofy,funny,athletic,most likely rich,humble,out going ,travels a lot ,popular,has may friends,people want to be around her or be her,stunning,beautiful,great eyebrows,probably accepts you on Instagram if she wants,probably has thousand of request and only accepts 400,quite and loud,good cleaner,good sports player,

You're such a Gretel

by Shimmerglows139 December 27, 2016