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Clam Grenade 

The act of muckin bin so violently that you purposefully force air into the vagina in order to intentionally detonate a queef later on during the performance.
Adam, in an act of true passion, had his glasses blown clean off his head while clam grenading Kelly last night

I clam grenaded Gina so hard last night that she blew the covid out my lungs

Timmy couldn’t wait to clam grenade Alison during his first oral experience. He was amazed that her box went off like it had a hair pin trigger
Clam Grenade by MuckleberryBin January 9, 2022
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grenade factory

(n) - a term used to describe a place/area where there is a high number of grenades or grenade launchers or where the grenades simply out number the hot chicks. This term is used in the same manner that "cockfest" would be used to describe a gathering of moslty dudes.
So how was the party last night bro? -It sucked, it was a total "grenade factory," so we left quick.
grenade factory by D-Rod928 September 7, 2010
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3. The gregmat way to solve a problem is to be flexible.
GregMat by Hana.bananah March 18, 2021

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

Irish Hand Grenade 

A mixed drink typically drunk on St. Patrick's Day, made and drunk like so.
1. Fill a pint glass halfway with a stout such as Guiness.
2. Fill two shot glasses, one with Irish cream such as Baileys and one with Irish whiskey such as Jameson and set them both inside the top of the glass so that they wedge against each other.
3. Pull out the shot of Irish whiskey like you would the pin of a hand grenade and down the shot. The shot of Irish cream will fall in to the stout. Down that next.
"Sure do love these Irish Hand Grenades. Just wish it wasn't so fucking awkward."
Irish Hand Grenade by Aelle February 6, 2019

poop grenade

This is the result of explosive diarrhea - it looks like a poop grenade detonated!
What a mess in here did a poop grenade go off?
poop grenade by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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