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greenman 

A local mascot seen at Philadelphia sports events.
Greenman is dressed completely in green spandex.
greenman by Bo-Tao Chen March 14, 2009
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greenman 

when your low on the greens and your in need of some haze, you call your "greenman" which in simple form is your pot dealer.
Glenn: Bro, wtf are you doing?
Mark: I'm going to call my greenman and smoke a fat blunt.
greenman by tamm!e September 9, 2008

greenman 

completely loved-up with your girlfriend
I am totally greenmanned - Cathy B you are the one for me. Lets have babies, but don't tell Starmers, coz he is such a legend and player and I want to be like him.
greenman by manuel hung October 3, 2003

greenman 

An exotic dancer at gay clubs and bars
ambiguously green and in a body suite, greenman entertained the crowd
greenman by jj85745 October 29, 2009

GreenMan Virus 

When Sama Won’t Stop Greening The Virus Activates (So Run Defense) RUN‼️
GreenMan Virus
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Felching Greenman 

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.
My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

Going to Greenland 

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".
"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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