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A local mascot seen at Philadelphia sports events.

Greenman is dressed completely in green spandex.

greenman by Bo-Tao Chen March 14, 2009

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greenman

when your low on the greens and your in need of some haze, you call your "greenman" which in simple form is your pot dealer.

Glenn: Bro, wtf are you doing?
Mark: I'm going to call my greenman and smoke a fat blunt.

greenman by tamm!e September 9, 2008

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greenman

completely loved-up with your girlfriend

I am totally greenmanned - Cathy B you are the one for me. Lets have babies, but don't tell Starmers, coz he is such a legend and player and I want to be like him.

greenman by manuel hung October 3, 2003

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greenman

An exotic dancer at gay clubs and bars

ambiguously green and in a body suite, greenman entertained the crowd

greenman by jj85745 October 29, 2009

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GreenMan Virus

When Sama Won’t Stop Greening The Virus Activates (So Run Defense) RUN‼️

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GreenMan Virus by BLACKATOSAMA ON YT October 3, 2020

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Felching Greenman

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.

My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

Felching Greenman by W. Stallworth April 6, 2004

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Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

Going to Greenland by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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