greenman

A local mascot seen at Philadelphia sports events.

Greenman is dressed completely in green spandex.

by Bo-Tao Chen March 14, 2009

greenman

when your low on the greens and your in need of some haze, you call your "greenman" which in simple form is your pot dealer.

Glenn: Bro, wtf are you doing?
Mark: I'm going to call my greenman and smoke a fat blunt.

by tamm!e September 9, 2008

greenman

completely loved-up with your girlfriend

I am totally greenmanned - Cathy B you are the one for me. Lets have babies, but don't tell Starmers, coz he is such a legend and player and I want to be like him.

by manuel hung October 3, 2003

greenman

An exotic dancer at gay clubs and bars

ambiguously green and in a body suite, greenman entertained the crowd

by jj85745 October 29, 2009

GreenMan Virus

When Sama Won’t Stop Greening The Virus Activates (So Run Defense) RUN‼️

GreenMan Virus
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by BLACKATOSAMA ON YT October 3, 2020

Felching Greenman

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.

My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

by W. Stallworth April 6, 2004

Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

by maddoxlost July 3, 2018