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You are greaking when you are on A-PHIP awake for three days, barley eating, but happily smoking 100000 cigarettes per hour while chilling 24/7 on the stimulants discord.
Man Greg is greaking too hard I bet he’s gonna try to kill us all!
greaking by OnGreg April 4, 2024

greasing the skids 

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

Groaking 

To watch someone eating in the hope they will offer you food
"piss off, dude, quit Groaking me"
"but i'm so hungry"
etc
etc
Groaking by Nige C January 30, 2004

batty-greasing 

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.
rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.

greeking 

the act of anal sex
Tommy and Derveep were greeking in the upstairs bedroom
greeking by Danny Provalone June 11, 2006

Greasing the flagpole 

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube
i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!