Keester

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005

Keester

smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings

by mister fister October 2, 2003

Keester

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity

richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out

by the ju1ce August 18, 2003

Keester

a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.

by not a keester January 13, 2008

Keester

anus pie chode with a poop angus

the keester was very very smelly

by keester beans August 11, 2003

Keester

It means you eat a mans ass out.

Man you keester.
Did you keester with that man?

by Tit nipple August 19, 2018

Keester Kiss

An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.

It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.

by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005