grassification
Are you up for some late night grassification?....Dude, I'm hella grassified. ...That grassification hit the spot
grassification by cuz July 7, 2004
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Instant Grassification
The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.
Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......
Instant Grassification by Bonemanrides December 29, 2017
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greasification
When an Albertan individual infects a non-albertan, most deadly an individual from Ontario, with their "oil and gas" greasy way of life. Causing visible physical, appearance rooted, changes, such as haircut, the growing of a peach-fuzz greasy pedo-stache, and others.
"The Alberta twins performed a greasification on that boy from Ontario, he is far less attractive now."
"He underwent a greasification."
"He is in his greasifcation arc."
"He underwent a greasification."
"He is in his greasifcation arc."
greasification by milflov3r January 16, 2022
sexual gratification
Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.
Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
sexual gratification by pseu-odonkayeo1179 December 29, 2020
delayed gratification
withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
delayed gratification by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
instant gratification monkey
An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
instant gratification monkey by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018
gratification
gratification by Kevin Shokrollahi December 31, 2007
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