When a normal object or area is subjected to lavander, doily's or an elderly females touch. This can happen with hours or even minutes.
My new elderly tennant moved in today and within a matter of hours the house was subjected to grannification. There were doily's everywhere.
by Coppertoof October 18, 2012
Get the Grannification mug.Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.
Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
by pseu-odonkayeo1179 December 29, 2020
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The process of rapidly increasing the size of your waist and booty making one have a pear shaped body and having fat rolls busting out of pants.
Also known as "Lap Sap Hai Gor Che Meh Seung"
Also known as "Lap Sap Hai Gor Che Meh Seung"
by gs4lyfe April 3, 2009
Get the Frannification mug.withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
Get the delayed gratification mug.An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate
Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!
by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018
Get the instant gratification monkey mug.by Kevin Shokrollahi December 31, 2007
Get the gratification mug.The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.
In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.
by Dr_dude November 3, 2019
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