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Word created by Jon Richardson on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" describing a person that a graphiter (writer) can write on.

"When you write with a pencil, you are a graphiter, but when you write on someone, that person is the graphitee."

graphitee by jonrichardsonswords April 20, 2026

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band geek graphitti

graphitti written by band geeks.

Examples: Chopin rules, 2nd Tenor Saxophone was here, Suck on this Minuet in D

band geek graphitti by BAND GEEKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! March 16, 2004

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graphite

The stuff that's in pencils, no people, it's not lead, it's graphite

i have a graphite pencil

graphite by emily ogwin November 16, 2007

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blog graphiti

When somebody's blog starts to ramble into incoherent words

His political rant turned into blog graphiti

blog graphiti by Lyricalroger May 3, 2013

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graphitemaster

graphitemaster is a master of one of the allotropes of carbon, mostly known as a mineral expert. graphitemasters can be very dangerous. the graphitmaster is know to program software to extract data from the allotropes of carbon.

a company that mines for graphite has a graphitemaster

graphitemaster by l33thg June 27, 2010

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Graphite

Dark powder typically found in pencils. Also used to sprinkle in toilet bowls to add to the darkness that may or may enter the earths gravitational pull. Not cool. Shady.

Me: I forgot to wear my suit to the meeting! I wore my Riot Society hoodie instead
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Supreme Being: Yeah bro. That was not graphite.

Graphite by gladesofsummer August 21, 2021

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graphine

The best god damn material ever

GRAPHINE IS THE BEST, I USE IT IN EVERYTHING, MY PHONE ,MY BATTERIES AND EVEN MYSELF! (Don’t ask)

graphine by Dylanfinity (obviously) October 26, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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