graphite

The stuff that's in pencils, no people, it's not lead, it's graphite
i have a graphite pencil
by emily ogwin November 16, 2007
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Graphite

Dark powder typically found in pencils. Also used to sprinkle in toilet bowls to add to the darkness that may or may enter the earths gravitational pull. Not cool. Shady.
Me: I forgot to wear my suit to the meeting! I wore my Riot Society hoodie instead
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Supreme Being: Yeah bro. That was not graphite.
by gladesofsummer August 21, 2021
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You didnt see graphite.

Hbo chernobyl reference
When Anatoly Sitnikov says he saw graphite. And dyatlov denys theres graphite which is from the exploded reaktor.
"You didnt see graphite."
"i did."
"you didnt. YOU DIDNT! BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE!"
by Comrade Dyatlov June 21, 2025
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Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021
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Graphite muncher

Person who is very dumb, usually referred to people who are autistic or mentally challenged.
This is an example of the word being used “Tony is a stupid fucking graphite muncher!”
by Zoltán May 16, 2023
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Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks
hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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