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graphite 

The stuff that's in pencils, no people, it's not lead, it's graphite
i have a graphite pencil
graphite by emily ogwin November 16, 2007
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Graphite 

Dark powder typically found in pencils. Also used to sprinkle in toilet bowls to add to the darkness that may or may enter the earths gravitational pull. Not cool. Shady.
Me: I forgot to wear my suit to the meeting! I wore my Riot Society hoodie instead
.

Supreme Being: Yeah bro. That was not graphite.
Graphite by gladesofsummer August 21, 2021

Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks
hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

Graphite bandit 

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
Graphite bandit by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021

Graphite muncher 

Person who is very dumb, usually referred to people who are autistic or mentally challenged.
This is an example of the word being used “Tony is a stupid fucking graphite muncher!”
Graphite muncher by Zoltán May 16, 2023

Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt

You didnt see graphite. 

Hbo chernobyl reference
When Anatoly Sitnikov says he saw graphite. And dyatlov denys theres graphite which is from the exploded reaktor.
"You didnt see graphite."
"i did."
"you didnt. YOU DIDNT! BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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