i have a graphite pencil
by emily ogwin November 16, 2007

Dark powder typically found in pencils. Also used to sprinkle in toilet bowls to add to the darkness that may or may enter the earths gravitational pull. Not cool. Shady.
Me: I forgot to wear my suit to the meeting! I wore my Riot Society hoodie instead
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Supreme Being: Yeah bro. That was not graphite.
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Supreme Being: Yeah bro. That was not graphite.
by gladesofsummer August 21, 2021

Hbo chernobyl reference
When Anatoly Sitnikov says he saw graphite. And dyatlov denys theres graphite which is from the exploded reaktor.
When Anatoly Sitnikov says he saw graphite. And dyatlov denys theres graphite which is from the exploded reaktor.
by Comrade Dyatlov June 21, 2025

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021

by Zoltán May 16, 2023

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
