graphitoed

When mum makes a hash of a definition so good it goes up on a wall.

Mum has graphitoed the definition again.

by Simbobular1985 November 3, 2017

graphite

The stuff that's in pencils, no people, it's not lead, it's graphite

i have a graphite pencil

by emily ogwin November 16, 2007

graphitemaster

graphitemaster is a master of one of the allotropes of carbon, mostly known as a mineral expert. graphitemasters can be very dangerous. the graphitmaster is know to program software to extract data from the allotropes of carbon.

a company that mines for graphite has a graphitemaster

by l33thg June 27, 2010

Graphite

Dark powder typically found in pencils. Also used to sprinkle in toilet bowls to add to the darkness that may or may enter the earths gravitational pull. Not cool. Shady.

Me: I forgot to wear my suit to the meeting! I wore my Riot Society hoodie instead
.

Supreme Being: Yeah bro. That was not graphite.

by gladesofsummer August 21, 2021

graphified

All graphed out.

I am so graphified!

by Lacey Hill June 24, 2003

Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse

Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un

by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021