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graphite 

The stuff that's in pencils, no people, it's not lead, it's graphite
i have a graphite pencil
graphite by emily ogwin November 16, 2007

graphitemaster

graphitemaster is a master of one of the allotropes of carbon, mostly known as a mineral expert. graphitemasters can be very dangerous. the graphitmaster is know to program software to extract data from the allotropes of carbon.
a company that mines for graphite has a graphitemaster
graphitemaster by l33thg June 27, 2010

Graphite 

Dark powder typically found in pencils. Also used to sprinkle in toilet bowls to add to the darkness that may or may enter the earths gravitational pull. Not cool. Shady.
Me: I forgot to wear my suit to the meeting! I wore my Riot Society hoodie instead
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Supreme Being: Yeah bro. That was not graphite.
Graphite by gladesofsummer August 21, 2021

graphified

All graphed out.
I am so graphified!
graphified by Lacey Hill June 24, 2003

Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks
hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

Graphite bandit 

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un