Definitions by jonrichardsonswords
sado-exing
Word created by Jon Richardson on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" to describe when you've broken up with someone who's into kinky sex.
"When you break up with someone who's into kinky sex, you are sado-exing." - Jon Richardson, season 4, episode 3
sado-exing by jonrichardsonswords April 20, 2026
dine-doors
Word created by Jon Richardson on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" to describe the set of doors to enter a restaurant.
"How do you get out in the event of a fire? You go through the fire doors. How do you get into a restaurant? Through the dine-doors." - Jon Richardson, season 4, episode 3
dine-doors by jonrichardsonswords April 20, 2026
beam-rules
Word created by Jon Richardson on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" for a set of rules to define where to place a beam in a house.
"When you're putting a beam in a house, you can't just put it in, you've gotta obey the beam-rules." - Jon Richardson, season 4, episode 3
beam-rules by jonrichardsonswords April 20, 2026
graphitee
Word created by Jon Richardson on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" describing a person that a graphiter (writer) can write on.
"When you write with a pencil, you are a graphiter, but when you write on someone, that person is the graphitee."
graphitee by jonrichardsonswords April 20, 2026
pouristed
Word created by Jon Richardson on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" describing the past tense of being a pourist (old term for a barman).
pouristed by jonrichardsonswords April 20, 2026
gooped
Word created by Jon Richardson on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" which is the acton of spreading sauces onto a dish in order to make it less visually appealing. It is the antonym of spooning food onto a plate.
"Unusually, I would have liked to have spooned my curry onto the plate, but sometimes I come out and I've had to have gooped it." - Jon Richardson, season 4, episode 2
gooped by jonrichardsonswords April 18, 2026
mealthy
Word created by Jon Richardson on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" referring to a person who eats a lot of meals.
"Someone who has a lot of money, is wealthy, someone who eats a lot of dinners, is mealthy." - Jon Richardson
mealthy by jonrichardsonswords April 18, 2026