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Chocolate Grape Stomping 

To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.
Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes
Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in

grave stomping

The act of digging up a dead female corpse and performing a certain sexual act upon it. You'll need two people for this procedure. One person puts their mouth upon the deceased's vagina, while the other person jumps ontop of the deceased squirting the insides of the corpse everywhere. One person must eat everything that comes out of the body.
Hey man, wanna go grave stomping later?
Sorry dude, I ve got homework.
grave stomping by Frozen Urine November 19, 2015

Stompin' Grapes 

The Act of Defecating while in the shower, and using the feet to assist in dispersal of fecal matter down the drain. Reminiscent of ancient wine makers. May be shart related.
Dude I totally lost control in the shower, and ended Stompin' Grapes.

Grapestomping 

Rubbing ones testicles on the bottom of someone else’s foot
Person 1:”I love grapestomping, it feels soft on my testicles!”
Grapestomping by WH262 February 28, 2018