grandjean

ugly as fuck

also refered to as sasquatch and believed to live somewhere in the forest high up in trees

chip: fuck man im scared. any second the grandjean could pop out of no where!

dave: keep a eye out in the bushes

by bennyblancofromthebronx December 28, 2006

grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.

"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

GrandmaNug

A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience

You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high

by Apollo83 July 8, 2019

grandstander

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

by Denekawa May 11, 2017

granjenal

Small town in Michoacan, Mexico where everybody is related and listen to banda. A fun place to visit most consider it to be like paradise. The cleanest Mexicans ever. And pretty people of high maintanance.

Boss:"Oh youre Mexican, my gardener Jose is Mexican also and he speaks Mexican too"

Girl: "yes but i am not a gardener"

If you've ever been to Granjenal you'll know what im talking about. Atleast meet the people.

by DandyBrandy August 19, 2007

Grandpants

An old man who fought the Japs in WWII and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the approximate amount of love directed at you. Carries the name "Grandpants" due to the high position of the Sears Docker Elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. He also loves Spaghetti and Meatballs at Dinos, hates awkwardness and negroes. Favorite phrase is "Ehh your a good kid Brendan, I live next store to the niggers."

Synonyms: (Crampon, Pants-Pants, Grandpon, Uhhh Mary)

Grandpants called, he said we have to go to the holy immaculate feast of St. Anthony's for clams and buttered shit.

by Gauchacj November 21, 2011

grandstanding

Showing off.

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.

by y20degrees May 7, 2004